Maybe was getting way too much face time, so I am pleased to present the other cat who owns me, "Uh, Clem." He's an adorable almost two-year-old who showed up on my front porch one day and decided to stick around. He is set up in the air-conditioned garage and comes and goes as he pleases. The world is his litter box. He likes to bring home other cats' toys (he has quite a collection), and is totally cowed by Maybe (even though he is easily twice her size and could kick her butt). It's nice to see such respect for his elder!